What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard