What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.