A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
An Amish drive by shooting.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
You sit in your own pew
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
They both have ornamental balls.
Their balls are just for decoration
Hobos
Someone with no sense of tumor.
Because he's a sinner.
Elron Hubbard
