What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard