What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.