Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.