Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black persons toe?

Ghetto

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!