Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

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What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."