A stutterer.
Pepperoni Picza!
Talking while driving.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Forgetti Bolognese.
Parkinson's
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.