One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
A bird watcher.
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
A stutterer.
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."