Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Word Botcher Jokes More Word Botcher Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows