Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What do you have there?

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"