What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.