How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.