How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.