What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.