What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.