How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)