How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.