Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...