Because their daddies were mummies.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Wrap music
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
In da-Nile
His daddy was really a mummy.
