Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.