What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)