What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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A wake-up call!

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Their peckers are on their heads.

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King Kong

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Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!