What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute