What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.