Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.