Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!