What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!