Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...