What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.