What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.