Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.