Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.