Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."