Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.