What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four