What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four