What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight