What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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He got Pasta-toots.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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None, change comes from within.

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Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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The High Five

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.