How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*