How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended