How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!