How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What did the spider say to the bee ?

Your honey or your life !

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.