How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus