What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"