What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!