What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.