What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What's a bartender's favorite book?

Tequilla mocking bird.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.