The guy gets fierious.
They had a wedding reception.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Rex (made this one up myself!)
They don't know how to drive.
A dead one.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
and why are they always mocking him
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
A Christian...
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.