What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!