What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !