Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
A smell that keeps coming back!
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: I get up early !
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
He never mentions "on the other hand"
asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
