Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
They come out at night!
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Names.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: I get up early !
Mention feminism.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
