Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
he was undercover *!*
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Because they have a lot of ese's
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
