What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.