What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic