What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.