How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl?

Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.