What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Latina Jokes More Latina Jokes

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...