What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Latina Jokes More Latina Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.