How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.