How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.