Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!