How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss