How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss