How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.