Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.