NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
They both love stoning women.
They don't have wives
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.
Because they chew balls.
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
PETA
You've got eyes on the back of your head!"
