Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises