What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

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What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!