What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.