What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!