Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail