Awoman Jokes

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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The second (right to bare arms)

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.