Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.