Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.